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And now for something completely different…………….



Ever thought about an Exotic Execution or a Saucy Slaughter

Are you and a group of friends or even relatives; up to twenty people (minimum fourteen). celebrating that special Birthday, Anniversary, Event or do you just want a break with a difference?
We're here to help you with our highly trained assassins who would love to commit the (almost) perfect murder for you.

Below you will see a list of some of our successful productions; these can be adapted or tailored to fit your requirements. We can arrange a sympathetic slaying; either as a performance taking place mainly over dinner and afterwards, with a list of questions for you to work out who the murderer or murderers were, from the clues scattered throughout the event. Or, we can involve members of your party, by giving them some parts.

If you choose a period or themed murder, then be sure to think about dressing appropriately or inappropriately as you wish. What happens in Bodlondeb stays in Bodlondeb but we're not responsible for what your group chooses to do.

So if you're looking for a happy homicide or a kinky killing, you've come to the right place. We provide the good food with a merry murder or two.

One or two night breaks

For one night, arrive, relax, and settle back for a touch of murder before, during and after dinner. Then off to bed, and hope that you really did get the identity of the murderer right or they might just be knocking on your door

For two nights, there's dinner on the first night (optional) and perhaps something to make a note on that night. Next morning, after a pretty good breakfast, take a brisk walk around Criccieth with clues to some of the questions that relate to the murder. The evening starts at 7.00pm

Murder to die for, at Bodlondeb Hotel Criccieth, where sudden death can be entertaining!



Please find below a list of our Productions:

Anthony and Cleopatra
It's 30 BC and an interesting day here in beautiful downtown Alexandria in old Egypt. Marc Anthony, or Tony to his mates, is married to a fancy Roman bird called Fluvia. He's also got this chick called Cleo, who's also known as Cleopatra, Queen of Egypt but his best mate is Octavius Caesar, Gussy to his friends and he wants Egypt back.

Dracula's Wedding
After many hundreds of years, the two most powerful clans of the netherworld; the Vampires and the Werewolves are to be conjoined by matrimony. It's a story of romance, lust; hatred and blood donors. Count Dracula the Younger was travelling on a number 42 bus from Cleckheaton to Liversedge when he saw a beautiful young maiden called Doris Goodbody.
Their eyes met, even though they realized what each other was, they fell instantly and hopelessly in love. They met secretly for some time exchanging kisses and plasma. Soon the rumours started and they had to approach their parents with the heretical notion of a union between the warring clans.

Gangsters & Molls
Wattsa Matta – You Gotta Problem?
Don Dienda Lada and his wife Donna Rusty invite you to a Peace Conference
As the Boss of Bosses the Don is going to stop the feud between the two most powerful families in his criminal empire. The Vespas and Lambrettas are killing each other and more importantly interfering with business and if they don't kiss and make-up, somebody's gonna be wearing a baseball bat as a hat and trying to swim in concrete shoes.
So you've got two options, be there or talk to the fish.
This is a peace conference, so be peaceful or you're gonna get a piece of my chainsaw!

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